lill johnnie

[jacko]

Little Johnny goes to his dad and says:

Johnny: dad, can i ask you a quesiton?
Dad: Of course son what is it?
Johnny: Well dad, is god a man or woman?
DAD: Well son, god is both, he is man and woman
JOHNNY: ok, and dad, is god black or white?
DAD: Son, he is both, he is white and black
JOHNNY (with a puzzled expression): Dad, can i ask you one more question?
DAD: Sure son, go for it
JOHNNY: Dad, is Micheal Jackson God???

[Tilly Teckel]

I shouldn't read jokes whilst eating... I just sprayed the keyboard with bacon and egg sarnie!

Thanks for the laughs