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Thread: please advise..?

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    Jan 2013
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    Default please advise..?

    A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
    their cell phones. The wife, being
    a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house
    having coffee with a friend.
    She texted:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you.

    The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

    I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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    That one hits close too home, thank you very much

    omg I am still laughing!
    Last edited by sassylass; 23-Jul-13 at 03:33.

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