I hereby declare and state, that all lands, sea's and oceans bounded by 50°N 60°N 0° & 14°W have now been seized and sequestered by the Rockall Collective!
(except for bits of Ireland... and Wales, they're OK. Oh, and Birmingham..... it's just Birmingham ain't it. And London, London can just feck off with East Anglia. Grimsby is on dodgy ground too, but maybe we can do a deal)
I nominate, elect and declare myself the sole ruler, protector, CEO, President and lawmaker of the Rockall Collective and of these lands and sea's to be known hence forth as the "collective Kingdom of Rockall".
I shall forthwith be referred to as King of Everything (the first (subject to contract)(E&OE) TM).
In due course I will form a government consisting of myself, a case of Stella, an EU wine lake (red), 3 bottles of Old Pulteney and an ageing coffee machine.
All oil, mineral, gas, and fishing rights are hereby seized. It is all min..... Ours! If Queenie still thinks she's got a Crown Estate in these parts she's got another thing coming!
Independence debate over. You are now all Rockallites and citizens of the democratically seized collective Kingdom of Rockall dictatorship. Move along, nothing to see here.
(the pound will be retained as currency, defence will be provided by UK MOD, passport & immigration services provided by the UK passport & immigration service, health services will be provided by the NHS & NHS Scotland etc. etc. generally everything will be the same except you'll be paying for some cretinous idiot to stroll around the globe lording it as King of Everything (.com etc. etc.).
FREEDOM!!!!
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