Another Blonde joke

[golach]

RECTAL DEODORANT POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unphased, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........


" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

[Billy Boy]

Why did the blonde have square boobs?

Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

[connieb19]

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"

[sam]

Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a
conversation.
First blonde says "How did you die?"
Second says "I froze to death".
First blonde says "Must have been awful."
Second blonde says "How did you die?"
First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed
to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic
and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died."
Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd
both still be alive."

[peedie man]

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work
on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house
siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss
it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing
those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't
defective! They're for the other side of the house!"