Glaswegians Wedding


Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcomingwedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," saysJimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even mastag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to bemarried in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That'smagic, you'll look pure smart in that.
What's thetartan?...."

"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”