50 Shades of Gray


Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.


Two days later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his cart.


"Dang Ralphie boy," asked one of the guys, "how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"


"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished readingFifty Shades Of Gray, she pulled me into our bedroom.
There were handcuffs and ropes on the bed, and she told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and I did. Then she said, 'Do whatever you want.' So, here I am.