Old Macdonald had a farm
But Mud was on his road
Now old Macdonald had a fight,
So Muck he did off-load.
"A've got me sheep, a've got me coos,
Which all need til' be fed,
If ma tractor causes bother
then in ma footsteps tread. . .
Am up at dawn, cow's in calf
And all ma beasts to see
If YOU would lek a ten hour day
Then please just follow me
Quick breakfast; oh, at half past 5
And a flannel 'til ma face
Wur collie dowg is very keen
He makes sure I keep the pace !
Hid's a struggle in e' winter
But spring will bring the sun?
When days are so much longer
And the snow is almost done
My beasts; my crops, they made me
Into a farmer's son . . .
and when the clock strikes midnight,
then my day is done. "
I'm the kind of woman whose feet hit the floor each morning, and the Devil says........... " Oh, Blast She's Up !! "
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