the student who obtained 0%in an exam,

[jacko]

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? *It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.



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[sids]

Why don't you tell us what battle you think Napoleon died at? (Sniggers at Jacko)

[baileys Bhoy]

Napoleon didn't die in battle... He died in may 1821 of suspected stomach cancer.

Could the first question have been a trick question?

[tonkatojo]

Why don't you tell us what battle you think Napoleon died at? (Sniggers at Jacko)

Sids. he died in his battle for life, not a military one.

[sids]

Could the first question have been a trick question?

More likely written by an idiot, in America, before being copied and pasted here.

[jacko]

Why don't you tell us what battle you think Napoleon died at? (Sniggers at Jacko)

it s just a joke for goodness sake...................