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  1. 04-Mar-13, 18:50 #161
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    Cheeky monkey, L.

    For that, I'm firing an Exocet at ya jet.

    Hope you're wearing your parachute.

    M rockets into the lead.
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    L lands on top of M on her rocket and they all plummet to earth!

    M is stunned which gives L time to get well into the lead in her trusty jeep .................
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    Ah! But M landed in a tree in Brazil and ...........

    Straight on to the back of a supersonic parrot.

    Together they flew to Caithness and seeing L in her jeep,

    They attacked with jelly and blancmange, before

    Flying out of sight and into the lead.
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    It was merely a trifle to L

    M's parrot spotted a bowl of grapes below and flew downwards, downwards, downwards causing M to fall off and land in a muddy puddle!

    L roared with laughter as she rode her dragonfly past the drenched M

    Into the lead again goes L
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    M was immediately on her feet and ready to commence battle.

    Parrot preened his feathers and then ..........

    Gobbled up the pesky dragonfly. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

    L landed with a bump and could only watch as ......

    M and Polly flashed ahead.
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    L climbs aboard a passing tortoise as M changes to a hare for transport ...

    ... and you know the story of the hare and the tortoise?

    L in the lead again, while M tries to waken her hare!
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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  7. 05-Mar-13, 15:59 #167
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    Hare stops and transfers M to his best friend, Tigger who .....

    Gallops at full-speed away from tortoise who's creeping along.

    L could walk faster.

    M laughs out loud as she and Tigger roar into the lead.
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    but Tigger bounces into a tree and M falls off!!

    Roo hops past and offers L a lift ...

    hoppity, hoppity, hoppity into the lead goes L ............

    Is C still sipping champagne?
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    C has run orf and joined the Foreign Legion ......

    She will be missed. But ........

    I'm still smiling as I pass L and Roo on

    My Honda 50 cc. Come on slow coaches.
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    Huh! Honda, shmonda!!

    Overtaken by L in her F1 McLaren, M fades into the distance and is left behind!

    Foreign Legionnaires cheer as L races into the lead!
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    The McLaren has a tyre blow-out and .........

    Needs a two hour pit-stop to change it.

    The Legionnaires love a winner and cheering loudly

    They're delighted when M in her Honda thunders ahead.
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    Pah! two hour schmoo hour .........

    Record pit stop ... 4.5 seconds and L is off again

    Honda blows a gasket and L races ahead and into the lead once more
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    The Honda has died on me, but wait a minute ...........

    The RAC man has arrived and gives me a push.

    Vroom! Vroom! Stand clear everybody

    M in her Honda 50 can't be beaten.
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    But a nearby AA man is raging that he was not asked to help!

    He blocks the road with his big yellow van and M and her Honda are brought to a screeching halt!

    The AA man opens the bonnet and starts to tinker with the engine!

    L roars past in her tip top condition McLaren .................. onwards, onwards, in the lead and towards the finishing line!
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    But, further down the road the Ferrari hits an oil slick and ....

    Spins out of control. L is thrown out and lands on a thistle. Ouch!

    M waves down a passing hyena and sitting on his back, the pair

    Laugh uncontrollably as they pass the fuming L. Shame!
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    L giggles .... they have put the wrong car off the road!

    L is in a McLaren ... not the Ferrari!!

    Still in the lead, L races on ............
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    Ah! But the Ferrari careered into the McLaren and ..........

    Job done. M jumps of the hyena

    And hitches a lift from a friendly canary, which .............

    Transports her into the lead. Tara L.
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    Unfortunately the canary is heading home .. to the canary isles so dumps M at the nearest pub ........

    M decides to try out C's tipple of champagne and tries too much .........

    Oops, snores are us!

    L hijacks a truck and is roaring into the lead yet again!
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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    And what a great night M had in the pub. And why not?

    She deserved a break after leading the field for miles.

    But the race goes. M straps on her running shoes and ......

    Overtaking L's truck, sticks her tongue out at the opposition.
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    ... but M's hangover gets the better of her and she needs to stop for a paracetamol.

    L has hidden them all, so M is stuck!

    Off I go again, jumping on a passing bus and heading, fast, down the road in the lead again!
    Everyone's a critic ...............
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