Saw these in one of the newspapers today and thought they were really funny.......

Tech support: Ok.In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ok button displayed ?
Customer: Wow. How can you see my screen from there ?


Caller: Can you give me the number for Jack ?
Operator: I'm sorry, sir, i don't understand who you are talking about.
Caller: In the user guide it clearly states i need to unplug the fax machine from the wall socket and telephone jack before cleaning. Can you give me his number ?
Operator: I think you mean the telephone point on the wall.


Tech support: I need you to right-click on the open desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech support: Did you get a pop-up menu.
Customer: No.
Tech support:Ok. Right-click again, do you see a pop-up menu.
Customer: No.
Tech support: Ok. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point.
Customer: Sure. You told me to write click and i wrote click.