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Thread: Scottish Christmas Fairy

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    Scottish Christmas Fairy

    See me! Ah’m a wee fairy
    ...
    Up on the Christmas Tree
    It's no' a job ah wantit
    Well how’d you like tae be

    A' tarted up wi' tinsel
    It's enough to mak ye boak
    Wi’ bloomin’jaggy branches
    Rammed up the back o' yir froack

    Wi’ these wee lichts a' aroon me
    Ah canna get ma sleep
    An' there's the yearly visit
    Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

    On Christmas Day Ah'm stuck up here
    While you're a' wirin' in
    An' naebody says "Hey you up there
    Could ye go a slug o' gin?

    It's nae joke bein' a fairy
    The job's beyond belief
    Goin’ roon' a’ the wean's beds
    Peyin’ them fur their teeth

    But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
    An' I've mentioned only some
    The very worst is sittin’ here
    Wi' pine needles up yir bum

    When a' the fairies gaither
    By the bricht licht o' the moon
    Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
    They're no able tae sit doon

    The Christmas tree's a bonny sicht
    As the firelight softly flickers
    But think o' me Ah'm stuck up here
    Wi' needles in ma knickers

    As soon as Christmas time's gone by
    An' ye stop bein' fu’ o' cheer
    Ah'll gan’ back tae Fairyland
    An' Ah'll see yiz a' next year
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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