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  1. 21-Dec-06, 21:22 #1
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    cedric farthsbottom comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, obiron snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" cedric replies, "I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money."
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    A drunk is driving through wick and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually the police pull him over.

    "Did you know," says the policeman, "that a few mile's back on the A9 , your wife fell out of your car?"

    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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    Billy Boy comes home absolutely hammered,Mrs Billy Boy says"Yer drunk and ye've stood in dog turd"

    Billy Boy says "Thank Christ for that I thought I had poo'd masel"

    Sorry for the censorship but its a family site and we have to keep it clean.

    But as Yoda said to Obi-Wan in Star Wars" there is another!"
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