The official caithness.org pub

[laguna2]

We had a visitor .... and they dusted and tidied up

There is hope for the .org pub yet!!!!

[laguna2]

Wonder if we will be busy on mad Friday?? Better get organised - just in case!!!!!

[laguna2]

Heavens above!

What a mess ... there was certainly a good party in here!!!!!

Happy New Year to all our customers

[golach]

Its never been the same since 'at Wifie, left her cleaning jobby

[laguna2]

Its never been the same since 'at Wifie, left her cleaning jobby

True, true .... she was excellent in that department

[golach]

True, true .... she was excellent in that department

I have put an advert in the newsagents doon 'e road Laguna,
"Wanted a good wuman to service the Gents & the Ladies"

[laguna2]

I have put an advert in the newsagents doon 'e road Laguna,
"Wanted a good wuman to service the Gents & the Ladies"

Well done gol! It is very well worded and should certainly attract some "interesting" applications

[golach]

Have we got a new Licensed Merchants Assistant on the premises? If so welcome Moira, the Hostess with the mostest

http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=101895

[laguna2]

Have we got a new Licensed Merchants Assistant on the premises? If so welcome Moira, the Hostess with the mostest

http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=101895

I hope that you have perused her credentials thoroughly before employing her Golach!

[golach]

Laguna, now a certain wuman has appeared back in Caithness, can we expect this establishment to return to its former glory?

[laguna2]

I certainly hope that Wifie comes in for a small refreshment to celebrate her return ... did I hear you say that you were paying?

Now, volcanic ash on the way .... masks? close windows? oxygen bottles? Or do we just throw a big party

[upolian]

black 'n' tan here cheers

[Creme_Egg]

Blame climate change

[laguna2]

I am happy to blame anything just as long as no-one blames me!!

Quick dust round and then open a bottle of wine I think ... anyone else for a drink?

[golach]

Dinna know what we are going to do for a cleaner now, ever since our regular wifie took herself away to a religious retreat, and disappeared of 'e Org, rumours up in Thursa the other week were that she was studying Yoga under the guidance of that well know Guru joxville, but others said she was at a Hairy Bikers cookery school, learning how to make scones.
Now I am no sure whats happened, but I wish she would hand back her mop an pail

[wifie]

Get a new set ya mean owld codger they were fallin' to bits anyway! There is more hair on jox's heid than wiz on 'at scrubbing brush!

As for scone making lessons - I have been adept at the art of the scone in it's many varieties since an early age so the Hairy Bikers have been coming to me for lessons!

Also if I grace this establishment with my presents (yes I spelt that right I am a gift in anyone's language - jox taught me that one ) it will be to down a sedate G&T with owld laguna - I will not be donning the marigolds and flashing the Mr Muscle!

[laguna2]

Less of the owld if ye dinna mind wifie!

However the mention of a sedate (or not so sedate ) G&T appeals!

[wifie]

You know it was a term of endearment!

Cheers!!!

[golach]

Beware guys, when in you come in here tonight, I casually walked and what a fright I got, sitting hunched over the peat fire were two crones, supping Gin and Tonic, each with a clay pipe hinging out their toothless jaws, it nearly turned me off 'e drink

[wifie]

How did you know I was at the dentist today?