The official caithness.org pub

[Anne x]

be M M with his horse hair shirt!!! helped myself to Bt Water somebody better check the dates no a lot of water drunk in that pub
think its out of date and not from the tap !!! before you ask

[wifie]

Tsk tsk - you should be drinkin tap - better for the environment!

[Anne x]

LOL I have plastic recycling here took my bt home as per usual

[wifie]

aye but there is only so much you can do wi recycled plastic...........

[Anne x]

ok point taken will drink coffee now

[wifie]

LOL - make me one whilst you are there - please!

[Anne x]

Tepid water the night and the geiser is on the blink back to e bottled be it in plastic lol

[golach]

The water in this establishment is perfectly good, it has been passed by the management

[wifie]

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[Anne x]

the organ grinder and monkey spring to mind so did the management get the geiser sorted to wash the floor ?

[Welcomefamily]

Morning, morning, morning anybody here?

[golach]

Morning, morning, morning anybody here?

Ssshhh, just the organ grinders monkey, trying to get some sleep, those talkative wimen kept me awake all night

[Anne x]

now I thought I was the monkey looking for the organ grinder to do repairs wisna me talking last night

[golach]

Who's turn is it to but the bins out this week, I did it last week

[teenybash]

Mine.....but, I'm going to have to go through all the rubbish first...lost me contact lense..Trouble is I can only see out of the one eye!!!!

[golach]

Were the bins put out today? Or did they vanish into thon Black Hole thinggy

[teenybash]

Northener tipped the lot out, jumped in and took of like a bat out o' hell.....I swear there's something wierd going on...last I saw of him was disappearing over the horizon shouting, ' Up, up and away.......'

I've cleaned it up though, so no worries.

[golach]

I've cleaned it up though, so no worries.

Teeny, your a wee gem

[hotrod4]

Wheres the nuts? They were hear a wee while ago? Admit it who's scoffed the lot!. Hope that they washed their hands before eating them, we all know what the gents loos are like

[golach]

Wheres the nuts? They were hear a wee while ago? Admit it who's scoffed the lot!. Hope that they washed their hands before eating them, we all know what the gents loos are like

take to the hills hotrod, when the cleaners get finished with you, there will be little left.