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    Default thursday morning chuckle

    havent been in for a while so heres one to get you chuckling this dreech morning
    In the butchers shop



    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
    He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
    "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
    When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
    The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
    beauty is in the eye of the beerholder!

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    Default Oldies are not daft




    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

    "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

    "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

    There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because there are only 28 pills in the bottle.

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.

    I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

    Mom smiled and then replied....."OhYES, I remember."


    Last edited by golach; 30-Nov-06 at 12:06.
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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