Smart alec replies, who was alec?

[Abdullah]

ever been stuck for that quick reply to somebody's remark ? well now u dont have to be , if we all post some of our favourite lines none of us should ever be caught lacking a suitable comment to put down any particular person. my two favourites at the moment are :

heres 10p go phone someone that gives a damn.


does this look like the face of a man who cares?


i'm sure you get the gist of whats needed now, so please feel free to add to the list, i'll be back to add others as they come to mind

[unicorn]

You're like a christmas card, always greeting.

[rfr10]

You're like a christmas card, always greeting.

lol. Erm...... I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

[Abdullah]

Can I get a photo of you to hang above the fireplace to keep the kids away from the fire?

[calish6]

I wouldn't say your mother was fat, but she came from both sides of the family !

[ice box]

You can put a monkey round the world but it will always come back a monkey.

[angela5]

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.