What do you call......

**lin** · 22-Nov-06, 23:10

What do you call a rabbit cut in half?????????

Rab

**lin** · 23-Nov-06, 20:29

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?????????

Cliff

**Billy Boy** · 23-Nov-06, 20:42

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 23-Nov-06, 21:58

What do you call a guy who makes laws?

Bill

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 23-Nov-06, 22:01

What do you call a man wi no head,no arms,no legs,no torso,no hands,no feet and nae buttocks?

Wullie

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 23-Nov-06, 22:09

What do you call an American man wi a wee jobby on his head?

John

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 23-Nov-06, 22:13

What do you call an eskimo wearing 10 balaclavas?

Anyhin ye want he cannae hear ye!!!!

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 23-Nov-06, 22:20

What do you call a guy lying under a cow as its just ate a field of grass?

Big Pat

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