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Thread: One for the ladies!

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    Default One for the ladies!


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    That was minging ! but funny though ! lol
    Don't worry about it ! Life is too short !!

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    I was cringing with horror at the thought and laughing my head off at the girls. Cruel aren't I?
    She was not quite what you would call refined, she was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. Mark Twain

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    Default Women are smarter than men!

    Subject: Women are smarter than men

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

    The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.

    The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

    The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.

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    so what your saying is that woman are not smarter but more devious than men

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