these make me smile

[golach]

LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE


1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

2.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

3.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

4.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

5.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

6.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

7.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

8.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

9.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

10.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

11..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

12.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

[Billy Boy]

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math


Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.


Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot


He who laughs last thinks slowest!


Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.


Where there's a will, I want to be in it.