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Thread: The World's Thinnest Books, a satirical review

  1. 15-Jan-05, 16:40 #1
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    Default The World's Thinnest Books, a satirical review

    Map Reading and the Art of SUV maintenance
    by Mark Thatcher

    Make Friends and Influence People
    by Tony Blair

    My life out of the spotlight
    by Dan Rather

    John Major:The Wilderness Years.
    by John Major

    Humour and Humility
    by David Beckham

    Reputation is everthing in International politics
    by Gordon Brown

    The Bible: A true historic reference.
    by David Icke

    Ten Easy Lessons in Love
    by HRH Diana The Princess of Wales

    The world will come to our aid for a change.
    by F.D.Roosevelt

    My bedroom's decor.
    by Jeffery Archer

    How to Sing
    by Victoria Beckam

    A Recipe for Good living
    by Jamie Oliver

    The Physical and Chemical Properties of Steel
    by Yuri Geller

    The Equality of Man
    by Pik Botha

    Ethics in Medicine
    by Dr Josef Mengele

    How to Speak Clear English
    by Rabbie Burns
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    Caithness Thinnest Book Section

    Ancient Monuments of West Caithness
    by The Caithness Archeological Trust

    EcoTourism
    by The National Radiological Protection Board (In association with Sandside Estate)

    Courtesy on Single Track Roads
    by A.N.Other (Caithness Drivers Association)

    Sympathetic Energy Generation in the Countryside
    by Scottish Power

    Wick: A Boomtown
    by Highland Regional Business Opportunity Board

    The Appreciation of Foreign Cultures
    by Caithness Race Relations Council

    last but not least

    Moving Caithness Forward to a Brighter Future
    by The Automobile Fuel Cartel of Caithness and Sutherland.
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    Default Re: The World's Thinnest Books, a satirical review

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    The Bible: A true historic reference.
    by David Icke

    Ten Easy Lessons in Love
    by HRH Diana The Princess of Wales

    The world will come to our aid for a change.
    by F.D.Roosevelt

    How to Speak Clear English
    by Rabbie Burns

    Wick: A Boomtown
    by Highland Regional Business Opportunity Board

    Courtesy on Single Track Roads
    by A.N.Other (Caithness Drivers Association)

    The Appreciation of Foreign Cultures
    by Caithness Race Relations Council


    Cracked me up!!
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    "Reforms of Conduct of Persons in Public Life" by Gordon Brown.

    "DIY Beauty tips" by Joan Rivers.
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    I am sure it must be an unjustified slur on our European friends but this one is said to be a slender volume:
    'The Book of Italian War Heroes'
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    Keeping it topical...

    A Comprehensive Guide To Good Grammar.
    By The Cast Of The Org
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    My Great Speeches
    By George W Bush
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    My Great Speeches
    By George W Bush
    Thick on spin though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rheghead View Post
    Thick on spin though?
    Thick is certainly a word that spings to mind
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    Default Jorden/ AKA ,Katie Price

    "I have three big tits in my life and this book is about the most interesting "Peter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Milkins View Post
    "I have three big tits in my life and this book is about the most interesting "Peter.
    I nearly choked on my coffee there Kevin...........totally Priceless.

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    Celebrating the Glorious Joy that is Multiculturalism.... by P.Toboggan

    Short Canoeing Trips for Beginners....by John Darwin

    Managing Your Expenses Account For Dummies...by MP Fiddler

    Contraception In The 21st Century Handbook...by Karen Matthews

    Holy Oils, Fact or Myth?...by Nor Thener

    Clairvoyancy? It's the Mutts Nuts!!...by Meta Lattack
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    "Intelligent Comments"-An anthology by the users of Caithness.org.




    Just kidding!!
    "But primarily, the drummer's supposed to sit back there and swing the band." The actual Buddy Rich
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    "Mutual Apppreciation" .. Joxville and Alice

    "Blinking heck you two .. just get a room" .. The rest of the Org

    "How to be a new man" .. Gene Hunt

    "Female Inventions" .. A.N.Y Woman

    "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king" .. Gordon Brown

    "Men .. Arent they great ??" .. Hazel Blears and Harriet Harridan
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    In Support of 21st Century Feminists ~ Gene Hunt

    The Book of Clean Jokes ~ Scorrie

    The Home Handyman ~ Rod Hull

    The Rural Rambler ~ Tanny Gray Thompson
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    "The technical proceedures to singing"
    Milli Vanilli


    "Men will rule the world"
    Germaine Greer

    "When I won Wimbledon"
    Tim Henman

    "Farting-the myth,the lies and the achievements"
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    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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    The Fine Art of The Comb-Over...by Jaques Ville

    The Art of Discrete Farting in Retail Outlets...by Rip D'Arcy

    Learning to Live Without Opinion Polls...by Reg Head

    Dirty Looks and Their Influence in The Deterioration of the English Language...by Imoff Topic
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    My Career-Michelle McManus

    All my Wives-Graham Norton

    My Life of Celibacy-Cynthia Payne

    Sitting on a barbed wire fence-R.S.Torneaway
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    A Guide To Being Manly
    By Gok Wan
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    And of course:
    'The book of famous Belgians'
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