The Jobby Weechaaaahhhh!!!!
A guy is walking through Corstorphine after visiting Edinburgh Zoo.When he comes across a guy lyin' on the road. with his troosers doon at his ankles.Whats this aw aboot he thinks.Suddenly a plane flies over his heid,now this gets him thinking.Now they toilets in the planes,what happens to aw that jobby.Is there a big tank in the plane......NAW....too much jobby.
So it must just be weeched oot the plane when its over the sea.So the wee jobby lands in the sea and starts to sink.Along comes a wee fish,swimmety,swimmety.Eats the jobby,Munchety,Crunchity.Along comes the fishermen,Rowety,Boat and catch the fish.Take it to the fish market,man comes along buys the fish takes it home and eats it.Munchety,crunchity.Then he jumps on a plane goes to the toilet does a jobby.Its the Circle of life.
But what aboot the wee guy lyin in Corstorphine.Well here is what the guy thought.Guy goes to the toilet in the plane to do a jobby,but the suction is too powerful and is weeched oot the plane.
copyright Billy Connolly
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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