Amazingly simple home remedies ;

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the female members of the household about lifting the toilet sink by using the sink.

3. For people suffereing from high blood pressure simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes. Thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. For a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move but does, use the Duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a Hammer - you've got an electrical problem.