A bloke goes for an interview for a job with the council with working hours 8am-5pm an hour off for lunch, he attends an interview and was asked the following questions,along with the usual ones.

Do you have any allergy's to which he replied yes, caffeine.

do you have any physical disabilities to which he answered yes, I was a soldier and had my testicles blown off.

The interviewer said well the job is yours you can start at 10am, but the bloke said the job starts at 8am doesn't it, Aye the interviewer said but this is the council and we stand around drinking coffee/tea and scratching our bollocks for the first 2 hours so there is no point you coming in till later is there.