A chuckle for Friday

[calish6]

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through
the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and listened closely until
he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining
Indian what it was all about.
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it
means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second
Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for
a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this
cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day,
the headline of the local newspaper read.....




(Get ready, this will kill ya),












NAKED IRISHMAN

RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

[angela5]

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement."

Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to wash our hands."

The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?"

The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others, but I use the two spoons."

[angela5]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.