Installing Husband

[rooby]

Dear Tech Support
I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed programs such as NEWS5.0,MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife


Reply

DEAR Madam,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and download Tears 6.2 also install the Guilt 3.0 update.
Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

Overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the WAPANBALI.EXE(an executable concubines program).DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. This unsupported application will crash Husband 1.0.

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam!

[Tilly Teckel]

Mine came without the manual

[Dadie]

What about the loo seat exe 101..remembered about at Bf level and now uninstalled at HB status?

[rooby]

there's also pickupthedogpoop, putouththebins,putyourdirtywashinginthelaundrybin, mowthelawn, helpwiththewashingup.........
So many apps, so little used