Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando,

Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The

madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain

him.



They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she

sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain

the gentleman.



They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she

sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and

walks quickly away.



The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for

something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with

him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.

Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise

her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk, frolic a

little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers

in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as

she can and

leaves.



Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in

all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work

herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything

a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man

wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to

teach her employees a

lesson.



So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and

is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink

and then she sits in his lap.





Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear,












"Can I pay in Euros?"