You should stick to complaining golach.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy And your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot.
'OLD'IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes
Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
You should stick to complaining golach.
Hating people because of their colour is wrong. And it doesn't matter which colour does the hating. It's just plain wrong.
Muhammad Ali
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