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Thread: The Grass Skirt Joke

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    Default The Grass Skirt Joke

    A wee guy is marooned on Stroma after the bad weather in Caithness.

    He meets a woman wi a grass skirt.He tells her that he's thirsty

    She puts her hand under her grass skirt and hands him a glass aw water.

    The wee guy starts to feel hungry and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot a Steak and Kidney Pie

    The wee guy starts to feel bored and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot Ker Plunk!!!!

    The woman turns to the wee guy and asks him if he's up for MORE FUN

    The wee guy says,"Ye've no got a dartboard under there as weel"!!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    thats good ,keep em coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric View Post
    A wee guy is marooned on Stroma after the bad weather in Caithness.

    He meets a woman wi a grass skirt.He tells her that he's thirsty

    She puts her hand under her grass skirt and hands him a glass aw water.

    The wee guy starts to feel hungry and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot a Steak and Kidney Pie

    The wee guy starts to feel bored and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot Ker Plunk!!!!

    The woman turns to the wee guy and asks him if he's up for MORE FUN

    The wee guy says,"Ye've no got a dartboard under there as weel"!!!!!
    Ronnie Corbett, The Two Ronnies, 1978

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie View Post
    Ronnie Corbett, The Two Ronnies, 1978
    The wee guy wis Ronnie Corbett.Man I thought it was a wee guy fae Milton oot on a fishin trip!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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