A wee guy is marooned on Stroma after the bad weather in Caithness.

He meets a woman wi a grass skirt.He tells her that he's thirsty

She puts her hand under her grass skirt and hands him a glass aw water.

The wee guy starts to feel hungry and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot a Steak and Kidney Pie

The wee guy starts to feel bored and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot Ker Plunk!!!!

The woman turns to the wee guy and asks him if he's up for MORE FUN

The wee guy says,"Ye've no got a dartboard under there as weel"!!!!!