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    Default Humorous Gravestone Epitaphs

    Here lies
    Ezekial Aikle
    Age 102
    The Good
    Die Young.


    Anna Wallace
    The children of Israel wanted bread
    And the Lord sent them manna,
    Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.

    Here lies
    Johnny Yeast
    Pardon me
    For not rising.


    Here lies the body
    of Jonathan Blake
    Stepped on the gas
    Instead of the brake.

    Here lays Butch,
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger,
    But slow on the draw.


    Sir John Strange
    Here lies an honest lawyer,
    And that is Strange.

    "I told you I was sick!"


    In Memory of Beza Wood
    Departed this life
    Nov. 2, 1837
    Aged 45 yrs.
    Here lies one Wood
    Enclosed in wood
    One Wood
    Within another.
    The outer wood
    Is very good:
    We cannot praise
    The other.

    Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up
    And no place to go.


    Here lies the body
    Of Margaret Bent
    She kicked up her heels
    And away she went.

    At least I know where he's sleeping tonight!

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    I died,
    They cried,
    I lied,
    There was no money.
    "Step sideways, pause and study those around you. You will learn a great deal."

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    Here lies Boghead amang the dead
    In hopes to get salvation;
    But if such as he in Heav'n may be,
    Then welcome, hail! damnation.

    Robert Burns...

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    here lies johnny yeast
    pardon me for not rising


    that one is a cracker pultneytooner. cant stop laughing.
    no amount of darkness can drive out darkness
    only light can do that.

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    Wherever you are, wherever you be,
    Be sure to let your wind go free,
    For keeping mine was the death of me.


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Spinster postmistress...... "Returned Unopened".
    In the image of God? You must be joking!

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