Its the little things -
Feel bugged by any of these?
1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.
7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
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Originally Posted by Kingetter
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