Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:

[Kingetter]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

[sassylass]

Those are highlerious hilereous very funny! Thanks for sharing

[Kingetter]

those are hilireous highlerious very funny! thanks for sharing

and half of them I can't say when sober

[JAWS]

"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."

[Kingetter]

"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."

Easy done - or easy not done I suppose

[Piglet]

lol - very good.

[Dreadnought]

"I say chap, would you mind not staring at my girlfriend's chest, there's a good fellow..."

"You appear to have accidentally spilled my/your drink upon my person, no need to worry..."

"I'll just have the spare ribs with plain rice..."