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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
"A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"
Those are highlerious hilereous very funny! Thanks for sharing
"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."
Animals I like, people I tolerate.
lol - very good.
"I say chap, would you mind not staring at my girlfriend's chest, there's a good fellow..."
"You appear to have accidentally spilled my/your drink upon my person, no need to worry..."
"I'll just have the spare ribs with plain rice..."
I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.
"Step sideways, pause and study those around you. You will learn a great deal."
What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Ok, there are things that are all too easy to say when you're drunk.
eg
I love you
If you need any help just give me a ring.
I will come round tomorrow and give you a hand.
Just give me your new address and I will come and visit.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
"Its my round" .. I find this very difficult to say when Im sober or drunk
Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult
Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
If you have a strong scottish accent then Purple Burglar alarm is an entertaining thing to say sober or drunk
Fuzzy Duck easy to say when yer sober,hard to say when yer drunk!!!!
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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