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Thread: Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:

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    Default Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
    1. Indubitably
    2. Innovative
    3. Preliminary
    4. Proliferation
    5. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. British Constitution
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Loquacious Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
    2. Nope, no more booze for me
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
    4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
    5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


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    Those are highlerious hilereous very funny! Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassylass View Post
    those are hilireous highlerious very funny! thanks for sharing
    and half of them I can't say when sober


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    "Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAWS View Post
    "Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."
    Easy done - or easy not done I suppose


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    lol - very good.

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    "I say chap, would you mind not staring at my girlfriend's chest, there's a good fellow..."

    "You appear to have accidentally spilled my/your drink upon my person, no need to worry..."

    "I'll just have the spare ribs with plain rice..."

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    I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.
    "Step sideways, pause and study those around you. You will learn a great deal."

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    What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Ok, there are things that are all too easy to say when you're drunk.
    eg

    I love you

    If you need any help just give me a ring.

    I will come round tomorrow and give you a hand.

    Just give me your new address and I will come and visit.
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    Courage to change the things I can,
    And wisdom to know the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricco View Post
    I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.

    and we know why now don't we?

    "I was just thinking that I have a heck of a thirst and spotted the 'Open for Business' sign - thank the dog! I'll have a large super-chilled Black Russian, please. Loverly!"


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    "Its my round" .. I find this very difficult to say when Im sober or drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?
    again..."Its my round"

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    Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Quote Originally Posted by golach View Post
    Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult

    You are so right about that one - and thankfully, it isn't something needing to be said too often.


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    If you have a strong scottish accent then Purple Burglar alarm is an entertaining thing to say sober or drunk

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    Fuzzy Duck easy to say when yer sober,hard to say when yer drunk!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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