Was driving through Easter Road, Edinburgh, the other day when I saw a sign in a shop window saying Hibernian F.C- The Glory Day! video for sale.

I thought I'm going to have a look at that. I went into the shop and asks how much it was and the shop assistant says "A hundred pounds mate". "A hundred pounds" I replied "for a video?".

"No" he says "the videos only a fiver its ninety five pound for the betamax machine to play it on".