Hazardous Materials

[Tugmistress]

ELEMENT - Woman
SYMBOL - o+
DISCOVERER - Adam
ATOMIC MASS - Accepted as 55kg but can vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparant reason.
3. Found in various grades from virgin to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS

1. Turns green when placed by a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens
must never make eye contact.

[JAWS]

Didn't know you'd met my ex-wife.

[girnigoe]