Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick
"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, 5 metres, and walked
away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"



Revenge of the blondes.....