A Blonde Joke!!!

[Ann]

Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick
"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, 5 metres, and walked
away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"



Revenge of the blondes.....

[Billy Boy]

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

[Billy Boy]

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

[angela5]

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

[angela5]

Q: How did the blonde burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: There are 17 blondes standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties.

[laguna2]

How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer?

Correction fluid on the VDU!!!!!!!