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  1. #1101
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    Soprano he's not
    Invis is a real good guy
    Not one of the mob


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    shucks says he to her
    will you be my manager
    you can bring guitar
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    In the band for me
    Please, I can pick a bit now
    Aging rock chick here!


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    Invisible Man
    Song on Frampton's new album
    Have you heard it yet?

    Pete's just turned sixty
    But he still can rock 'n' roll
    Hasn't lost his touch!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    I have not heard that
    Im a bit out of touch spor
    with the music now
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    what you doing now
    on this bank holiday day
    I am at work weh
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

  7. #1107
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    I walked some ten miles
    This holiday day, just me
    Fit as flea, maybe?


  8. #1108
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    Spring is Sprung my friend
    Without you it means not much
    My heart is frozen.

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    Moira I hear you.
    Here's hoping that the new sun
    Will bring some healing.


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    Hey Invisible
    May the fourth be with you mate
    Be a star don't war


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    May the 4th it is
    Watched Doomsday it was rubbish
    Jimmy Carrs funny
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    What a depressed day
    Where did the sun go ya ken?
    I want to go home
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    Does the sun reside
    In invisible hometide
    Nah choost his backside

    (you may take that whichever way you wish and I don't think I have ever done a rhyming haiku before )


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    Quote Originally Posted by wifie View Post
    Does the sun reside
    In invisible hometide
    Nah choost his backside

    (you may take that whichever way you wish and I don't think I have ever done a rhyming haiku before )
    Oh such an insult
    I will now go home and cry
    Goodbye cruel Mistress

    EDIT: Wifie isn't a mistress, she's just a very naughty lady
    Last edited by Invisible; 05-May-10 at 15:31.
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    Ah wrong way taken
    Haiku Mistress title - NICE
    Haiku wifie best



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    Phew crisis over
    I was calling Chuck Norris
    Roundhouse kick no more.
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    Joxy-Adonis
    Is the birthday boy today
    Hope it's a good one!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Yes jox a young man
    or old depending on view
    or middle aged aye?
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    I thought it be fun
    To re-arrange my bedroom
    was better before
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

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    Stringy music box
    Don't regard me with sadness
    I am so sad too


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