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Thread: bad sun burn

  1. #1
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    Default bad sun burn

    not sure if this is original or not.


    New Treatment For Sunburn -

    Dick fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible

    sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was
    promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

    With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,

    the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,

    electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for

    him, Doctor'?

    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll

    keep the sheets off his legs.'
    Hating people because of their colour is wrong. And it doesn't matter which colour does the hating. It's just plain wrong.
    Muhammad Ali

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    Did you get scorched by a beast?

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