4 questions feared by men:
1) What are you thinking about?
2) Do you love me?
3) Do I look fat?
4) Do you think she’s prettier
Question 1: what are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this is “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to have met you.”
The true answer is likely to be one of the following:
a) Football
b) Nothing
c) How fat you are
d) How much prettier she is than you.
e) How would I spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 2;Do you love me?
The proper answer should be YES!
Inappropriate responses include:
a) Oh yeah jobby (clean version!!) loads
b) Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c) That depends what you mean by love
d) Does it matter?
e) Who me??
Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer here is an emphatic “Of course not!”
Incorrect answers include:
a) Compared to what?
b) I wouldn’t call you fat but you’re not exactly thin
c) A little extra weight looks good on you.
d) I’ve seen fatter
Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?
The proper response should be again an emphatic “Of course not!”
Incorrect answers are:
a) Yes but you have a better personality
b) Not prettier but definitely thinner
c) Not as pretty as you were at her age
d) Define pretty
beauty is in the eye of the beerholder!
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