glad to see you got your lisence back i'll have a bud please
glad to see you got your lisence back i'll have a bud please
The man who views the world at fifty,
the same as he did at twenty,
has wasted thirty years of his life.
Last night I met the most gordgeous man I've ever seen. His name was Johnny and he's working building the new Tescos. He was trying to sell a rusty old green Cavalier for £3000. I arranged to meet him in Wetherspoons tonight. OHHHH, I was so excited, BUT then I woke up!!! Grrrr, disappointed wasn't the word!! Just my luck!!
Des anyone have any idea what my dream meant?
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
beware of hunks selling green cars
The man who views the world at fifty,
the same as he did at twenty,
has wasted thirty years of his life.
No drink for me yet, I'm just going to sook the accumulated lager dribblings out of my Red Dwarf t-shirt.
does this pub sell waccy baccy could do with nice morrocan blend
..........a thread about a pub on the org and me not contribute - aye right!!! Reghead - you shouldn't be in the pub - you can't hold yer drink and everyone make sure he stays off the potcheen!! "Boring less powerful cars"?? Less powerful?? Now that's boring - want a shot o' mine??
Bowl of Frosties and a large Bacardi please,...... and I don't care the time of the day it is served - I head for the Land of the Maple Leaf in three weeks and the body will be confused anyway!
WBG
Men are only perfect in dreams in reality they're nightmares
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.
Drinks all round and a Bacardi and coke for me make that a double.......Im celebrating a forthcoming event........ Things can only get better can only get better yeh!!!!!
Hi Phoenix, i was wondering when you'd get here, have you been on the bacardi & cokes already.
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else
bacardi and diet iron bru, please, and any snacks have a serious case of the munchies
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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