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    Tiger did that dragon just set fire to the barmans' jacket.?...thought he was looking hot there for a moment.....and I haven't had that much to drink!

  2. #362
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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    Breakfast Connie?...you're getting awfully forward!
    You're right about the wait though!
    its ok connie hun i wont throw U oot for fartin

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    Tiger did that dragon just set fire to the barmans' jacket.?...thought he was looking hot there for a moment.....and I haven't had that much to drink!
    No he just farted and set light to it, did you see the blue lowe?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    Tiger did that dragon just set fire to the barmans' jacket.?...thought he was looking hot there for a moment.....and I haven't had that much to drink!
    He heard the barman say he always wanted a smoking jacket. Very obliging is Samantha - just goes too far sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    its ok connie hun i wont throw U oot for fartin
    Oh you have been following the posts haven't you?...clever boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    its ok connie hun i wont throw U oot for fartin
    Jeez thanks, that's a load of my mind. I hate having to be shy.
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    Jeez thanks, that's a load of my mind. I hate having to be shy.
    Grab him while you can Connie ...that's a far better offer than the one i got!

  8. #368
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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    I like plums masel...
    how many can U handle tho? not saying U got a big gob or anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    how many can U handle tho? not saying U got a big gob or anything
    3........
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    how many can U handle tho? not saying U got a big gob or anything
    Oh! I can't wait for the answer to this one!

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    mmm paddlin me canoe across the firth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    mmm paddlin me canoe across the firth
    I would'nt bother ....you're gonna be knackered before you get here ...even with a howling gale behind you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    mmm paddlin me canoe across the firth
    Can ye paddle with yer hands in yer pooches?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19 View Post
    Can ye paddle with yer hands in yer pooches?

    Maybe now is a good time to get the 'pink dodgems' out Connie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    Maybe now is a good time to get the 'pink dodgems' out Connie...

    Wonder if they float............?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    Wonder if they float............?
    We could try this one, If we use a shoe horn we might be able to squeeze in.
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    as long as you comply to transport regulations and have a wide load sign displayed it shudnt be a prob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    as long as you comply to transport regulations and have a wide load sign displayed it shudnt be a prob
    Of course ..all regulations will be obeyed....especially now,isn't that right Connie?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxo01 View Post
    as long as you comply to transport regulations and have a wide load sign displayed it shudnt be a prob
    What about Greenpeace?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Has Pultneytooner sacked his bouncers? The bar is full of unruly savages tonight

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