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  1. 24-Aug-06, 22:59 #1
    2little2late
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    Default Wick jobcentre.

    I was in Wick jobcentre this afternoon when a dog walked up to one of the advisors and said,
    "I want a job".

    The advisor was taken aback and replied,
    "Can you say that again?".

    The dog replied,
    "I want a job".

    The advisor then replied,
    "A talking dog, I'll see what vacancies we have".

    After searching the vacancies for a couple of minutes, the advisor told the dog,
    "We have a vacancy in a circus".

    The dog then replied,
    "I don't want a job in a circus".

    "May I asked why?"
    Asked the advisor.

    "Because I'm a brickie".
    Replied the dog.
  2. 24-Aug-06, 23:06 #2
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    I'm not sure why, but this made me smile.Thanks.
  3. 25-Aug-06, 00:03 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2little2late View Post
    "Because I'm a brickie".
    Replied the dog.
    Oh, that's ruff


    A horse walked into a pub and the barman said "hey - why the long face?"
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