TWO FIVE YEAR OLDS ONE SCOTS,AND ONE GERMAN WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT OVER WHO HAD THE BEST GOLFER.
GERMAN KID " WE HAVE BERNHARD LANGER TWO TIMES MASTERS CHAMPION THE BEST GOLFER IN THE WORLD "
SCOTS KID " MY DAD SAYS YOU GERMANS ARE CRAP AT GOLF "
GERMAN KID " AND CAN YOUR DAD CONFIRM THIS "
SCOTS KID " YES HE HAS A BOOK THAT SAYS YOU COULDEN*T GET OUT OF THE BUNKERS DURING THE WAR "