Look out Caithness

[golach]

Look out Caithness, G Dubbya is sending over two WMD to your area in the very near future, namely Helen & Sassy
If you meet two American tourists looking lost in the next two weeks, take pity on them, and take them to the nearest establishment that serves Alcohol & Food and supply them with nourishment, ( Oatcakes & Crowdie or Tatties & Herring ) would suffice.
Just kidding Girls, have a great time and enjoy your trip.
WMD = Wimen who are Mental & Daft
Golach

[you]

Hey, keeping the sun around as long as possible. Welcome back - but mind the Flora.

[htwood]

ehhhhh golachhhhhh. I dont mind the crown of Mental and Daft, but I'll thank you not to mention my name in same sentence with our current prez.

you, thanks, will keep sassy away from the flora. We're looking forward to some good laughs.
-H