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  1. 26-Sep-10, 15:39 #1
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    Default Dear Trading Standards..................

    I wish to complain about the soldier I purchased recently. Something tells me his heart is not really in it!! Can anyone advise?

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  2. 26-Sep-10, 15:45 #2
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    that looks more like one of my old cowboys and indians figures.....
    not very solider like?!
    Everyone is a genius,
    but if you judge a fish
    on its ability to climb a tree,
    it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.....
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  3. 26-Sep-10, 15:58 #3
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    It's a special carbine for shooting downhill Orgers!
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  4. 26-Sep-10, 16:31 #4
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    "Brewers Droop"????????

    C3.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrie 3 View Post
    "Brewers Droop"????????

    C3.............
    Pmsl!

    I want a hat like his tho!
    I SWORE ON ONE THREAD!
    GET OVER IT!!!!!
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  6. 26-Sep-10, 17:12 #6
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    Please read the instructions that came with the toy soldier, it clearly states that one blue pill should be used to fire horizontally and 2 to fire up hills.
    Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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  7. 26-Sep-10, 19:46 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie View Post
    I wish to complain about the soldier I purchased recently. Something tells me his heart is not really in it!! Can anyone advise?

    Great!!
    A nice antidote to some of the more sad/useless posts on here.
    Makes me feel good on a Sunday evening.
    P.S. I'm just adding this as I've been prompted that my post is too short.

    All the best.

    Well done a nice light hearted post.
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    Can ye no see the poor chiel has got the Blues, a common occurrence, when ye hev the "Droop"
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
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    Heres a wee blue pill to help with his wee blue droop

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  10. 27-Sep-10, 20:45 #10
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    Gee whiz, this problem is getting worse, Viagra alone won't help poor Private Short here!!:-

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    hubby was just wondering why i was giggling away !
    love it! thanks for the post!
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    Default 10 paces then shoot

    Well if they are fighting each other they will both live to tell the tale
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    but they wont have children to tell their tale to!!!!

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    My Girls Brigade training kicking in here, how about

    two of these.............................



    one either side of the droop

    taped on with a bit of this............................




    This splint should help sort private shorts wee problem out !


    But whatever you do don't light the end of the matches could be a whole new story then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    My Girls Brigade training kicking in here, how about

    two of these.............................



    one either side of the droop

    taped on with a bit of this............................




    This splint should help sort private shorts wee problem out !


    But whatever you do don't light the end of the matches could be a whole new story then
    Are you working towards an infraction Alice LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonkatojo View Post
    Are you working towards an infraction Alice LOL.
    No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking


    A splint should help sort out this problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking


    A splint should help sort out this problem.
    Where does the "viagra" come into play LOL.
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  18. 28-Sep-10, 11:44 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice in Blunderland View Post
    No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking


    A splint should help sort out this problem.
    "OK Alice, just a few adjustments here, two tablets and...by golly it seems to be working....Cheers!!"

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    On the other hand you may be onto something here.....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0FQPk5mv0
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnick View Post
    Well if they are fighting each other they will both live to tell the tale
    Or shoot themselves in the foot.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
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