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miracle toilet paper............joke
My wife came from the shower and stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts are too small..... Instead
of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." She got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said "Worked for your bum didn't it?"
I am still alive, and with a great deal of therapy I may even walk soon.
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