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Oh Shelley, wi' your big belly
Ye canny fit oan ma telly
Yer up the duff, yet again
And all we get, is your pain
If it's no the cauld, it's the heat
Just take the weight aff yer feet
But dinna drink too much Bru
Or ye'll spend all day in the loo
A wummin like that's nae use tae me
If all she does is sit and pee
Jist gie it time and you'll be fine
Then I might, make ye mine!
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ELVIS ISN'T DEAD I HEARD HIM ON THE RADIO
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