I think that a few questions need to be answered.
1. Did no one telephone for a "Fizzy Drink" Ambulance.
2. Were the Police called and did the FDCSI (fizzy drink Crime scene investigators) attend the scene.
3. If so what was the cause of the fatal injury and was a weapon found.
4. Where the relatives notified of this Poor Cans demise.
Something really needs to be done to help protect all the Cans of Irn-Bru that are in Danger out there. I propose a Help Irn-Bru day, at least one day a week. Everyone who wants to help these poor Cans of Irn-Bru should on at least one day a week go out and actively save as many Cans as they can. Then take them home and gibe them a home in a nice cool fridge.
What say tou all to this, Save a Can a Day should be our Motto.
Power to the Bru !!!
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Edgar Allen Poe
Bookmarks