Scottish Weather

[Nello]

Just received this from a mate across the pond ..


Scottish Weather

40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably ..People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start .. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats .. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state .. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on .. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct .. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic .. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole .. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes .. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt .. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops .. People in Scotland start saying " A bit chilly eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over .. Scottish people support England in the World Cup.

[Loafer]

Hi Nello

Old as the hills!!!!!

The Loafer

[Nello]

*sigh* its no fun not being in the loop .. I had never seen it before !! ..

[unicorn]

yup thats ones been here a couple of times now, but I am sure there will be those that have not seen it before